My thighs do more than touch. They share mystical secrets and whisper spells as I walk.
^Mostly reblogging for that comment
^oh yes. just for the comment. little did I know, my thighs are WIZARDS.
“no no IM not fat. I just have magical spell casting thighs. they have to be close so they can tell their secrets” and then im put away for LIFE
“I like curvy girls” = ‘I like girls with a flat tummy and massive arse and tits’
LOL this is almost always what they mean. but really…its quite nice.
why isnt this a thing? this should be a thing. I want my hearing aid to look like this…only problem is I never wanted to gage my ears that large.I WILL MAKE THIS WORK GIMMIE!
My relationship with Doctor Who as a kid (old Dalek) and as an adult (the Adipose)…
(via fuckyeahtattoos)
shhhh lets just look at the sexy nerd lady.
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Lorelai told me one day “mom. I just want you to know that I am a water vampire. I dont drink blood, but I do need a sprinkler to stay alive…you should buy me a sprinkler.”
I like it. but I would make this an every day dress by making the ball bits just circles of contrasting fabric. awesome i say. awesome
DIY: GALAXY SKIRT (by Sammi Jackson)
0_0 i can have the universe on my vage…this is the BEST idea. and when i hit on guys I can go “Let me show you the world baby” (insert black hole pun)
Great Pickup Lines of Historical Figures
(Source: mikaelchoe)
Via Everything was beautiful, and nothing hurt.
About me
Awesome, Nerdy, uber tall geeky lady with far too much time on her hands. lots of stuff falls onto this page. my tastes are varied and that is decently obvious.
